AND THEN SHE HIT ME 7:35 I came to life threw my pants on and I searched for shoes to fit the groove to get my dance on to Take a ride into town on main street where A friend of mine was playing live don at RBCs But girlfriend is taking so long Hogging the bathroom and the phone The she ad the nerve to say the words that I should click and go And dont change the mood with attitude and I said... You should talk Right then I knew I blew it Right then I stepped into it I knew that I would need a drink to get through it She just turned around a smiled... And then she hit me And then she hit me We walked in hat half past ten and the place was packed Saw some friends I tried to smile but my face was jacked Cut the casualties and made a bee line for the bar Surprised I made it cause the leash it only goes so far Long islands in my system I felt like Sonny Liston By the second round I was going to town and she was in her coat I said I will find a ride tonight but baby you can go Right then I knew I blew it Right then I stepped into it I found her drama amusing she stood another drink and mustve said screw it And she just turned around and smiled... And then she hit me And then she hit me I know I drive her crazy I bring out her best and worst Its not her fault she love me but Its all my fault when she gets hurt Right then I knew she lost it She drew the line and I crossed it I was drinking like it was water from a faucet And I just turned around and smiled... And then she hit me And then she hit me And then she hit me STORYBOOK LIFE Said to myself, "I'm the man I got a pocket full of money Certs in my mouth case my breath gets kinda funky I saw this hottie staring right at me She kinda looks like that chick that did that video with Tommy Lee Oh man is she coming over? I gotta... Get this show on the road yea yea yea She said Where have I seen you before And if you didnt like that one well I got about 20 more I need a mack diggedy daddy, talk me out in has caddy And we can kick it till the briggedy briggedy break a dawn I said it sounds like fun, but I aint widdit But if youre a good boy I just might let you uhh-ummm Hold my hand because I aint about the wham bam thank you maam I hope ya understand that... I dont want BRITNEY tonight And SALMA, yea shes alright And Ive seen BUFFY and she dont slay me Cause baby youre just the type Ill stay up and talk to all night Would you be the star in my storybook life In my storybook life Yo! I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky I told her nighty night and then she asked if she could kiss me She said Dont you wanna spend the night And then she bit me on the ear I felt like I was in a Tyson fight Oh God shes losin' control now... So I said I just want someone to hold, yea yea yea MARIAH, she aint for me That brunette on V.I.P. She dont hold a candle to you Cause baby youre just the type Ill stay up and talk to all night Would you be the star in my storybook life whi-yai-yai-yea Oh, Baby youre just the type I can talk to all night Be the star in my storybook life SABRINA, FELICITY MEG RYAN, I wont lose sleep You can keep your HALLE BERRY Cause baby youre just the type For this show MRS RIGHT You can be the star in my storybook life In my storybook life This is my storybook life REV IT UP (NASCAR ROCKS) Rev it up Let it go Dont hold back Let it show Its your team Let em know Put em to the test Lets see whos the best Rev it up Everybody start your engine Line em up lets put em to the test Slam the pedal to the floor Cause today were gonna find out whos the best Oh yes Expect nothing less Cause weve got Earnhardt and Andretti Verses Gordon in his Chevy once again When Daytonas hot and heavy Dont you count out Mr. (Kyle) Petty, he fights to win Till the end Rev it up Let it go Dont hold back Let it show Its your team Let em know Drive it on the edge NASCAR pulls ahead Rev it up When the cup is in Miami Oh man, youre sure to feel the heat And when Lebontes at the Glen With those curves that never end, youre on you feet Its warp speed Talladega, California, Darlington I gotta warn ya The place is crazed And if you think Stone Coldll scare ya Just try to pass on Mr. Dale Jarrett, to set the pace Oh what a race Rev it up Let it go Raise your hands Let it show Its your team Let em know Drive it on the edge NASCAR pulls ahead NASCAR rocks Rev it up NASCAR rocks THAT'S THE GIRL (2nd verse for radio edit) Theres something to be said about a womens intuition I think she's heard a thing or two about musicians I'm a singer So she thinks that I'm on a mission Now all she wants to do is melt my cool But I asked her out And told her we could have fun She laughed at me just like a 'Honeymooners' rerun She said my chance of dating her Was either slim or none But that dont mean Im gonna listen Cause thats the girl Ive been telling you about....
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